The ratings game
Here's one for Valentines Day.
Sent her flowers,
Interflora,
Got an email,
Could I score her.
Did the flowers,
Arrive on time,
Were they red,
With stems so fine?
Could I give a
Five star score
Leave a message,
Good or poor?
Left some comments,
Left a rating,
Now to get back,
To my dating.
Next I took her,
For a meal,
And once I paid,
There came a deal.
Could I rate, service
Provided,
Leave a comment,
Too if minded.
Was the pizza hot
And perfect,
Was the service,
5 star worth it?
Left some comments,
Left a rating,
Now to get back,
To my dating.
After that,
I took her home,
A single kiss,
Then checked my phone.
Was delighted to
See on Tinder,
Got a rating,
From my date Linda.
Confirmation, she
Right swiped me,
Then went on to
Super like me.
Sent her a Giff,
a special posy
Then a full
5 star emoji.
Gone the days,
Of doubtful dating,
We know the score,
With 5 star rating.
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